unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

posted on 16/04/2014 at 15:31:38 with 29,193 notes

salikawood:

SCRUB FREE: “I’ve got no time for this, I have shit I have to do.” It’s late and you’ve got to stay up and do all your work, these scrubs aren’t going to do it for you.

listen / download

posted on 16/04/2014 at 14:25:20 with 711 notes

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

posted on 16/04/2014 at 14:20:24 with 189 notes

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

posted on 16/04/2014 at 14:19:36 with 332,046 notes

Artist: UnknownPsapp
Title: UnknownEverybody Wants To Be A Cat
Album: UnknownRewind! 5

obscuredisneysongs:

"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats

Sung by Psapp.  A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune.  Several musical genres thrown in.

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:15:44 with 6,605 notes

ebilflindas:

oweeeeendennis:

So today Ryan drew that first picture of Mordecai up there. Then Toby, Sarah and I joined in and things kinda got out of hand for an hour.

beautiful

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:11:40 with 3,402 notes
You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight - I’m following him.
posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:08:43 with 9,309 notes

bewareofmpreg:

surreal

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:05:43 with 220 notes
#yikes 

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:03:17 with 40,266 notes

shorelle:

One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:02:49 with 26,006 notes

astronautobot:

mspaint and a mouse can take you far but not as far as you sometimes wish 

posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:02:17 with 6,462 notes
posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:01:58 with 91,882 notes
#omfg 
posted on 16/04/2014 at 12:01:22 with 54,081 notes