college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
SCRUB FREE: “I’ve got no time for this, I have shit I have to do.” It’s late and you’ve got to stay up and do all your work, these scrubs aren’t going to do it for you.
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
Title: Everybody Wants To Be A Cat
Album: Rewind! 5
"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats
Sung by Psapp. A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune. Several musical genres thrown in.
You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight - I’m following him.
you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
One of my favourite parts of Winter Soldier was seeing Steve and Natasha disguised as hipster dorks. (welcome to 21st century fashion, Cap! ;))
mspaint and a mouse can take you far but not as far as you sometimes wish